Wednesday, March 17, 2010

115. Stop blacking out..

You’re 100% more attractive when you’re upright and smiling and able to retouch your makeup as opposed to facedown on a Johnny Rockets table. If you’ve spent weeks looking forward to an event, try to moderate your alcohol consumption so that you will actually be able to remember it...plus replacing your iPhone/Blackberry/Droid/North Face/Digital Camera can get quite expensive.

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 17, 2010 at 2:33 PM

    This is probably good advice for a guy, too. That way you don't sexually harass your boss. Guess who.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 27, 2010 at 9:14 AM

    Hahahaha. - Erin

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