Wednesday, March 17, 2010

115. Stop blacking out..

You’re 100% more attractive when you’re upright and smiling and able to retouch your makeup as opposed to facedown on a Johnny Rockets table. If you’ve spent weeks looking forward to an event, try to moderate your alcohol consumption so that you will actually be able to remember replacing your iPhone/Blackberry/Droid/North Face/Digital Camera can get quite expensive.


  1. This is probably good advice for a guy, too. That way you don't sexually harass your boss. Guess who.

  2. Hahahaha. - Erin