Monday, August 2, 2010

125. Don't ask questions when he talks about his "friend"...

In conversation males will refer to the companions with whom they shoot hoops, compare investment strategies and also owns a Y chromosome as "buddies." Conversely, when he says a "friend is in town for the weekend," it's a safe assumption this friend isn't just coming to catch a game and will have an eyelash curler and extra bag for shoes in tote.

Whereas buddies sleep on the couch, "a friend" sleeps in his bed...and lets face it, is probably blonde.