Tuesday, December 1, 2009

108. Keep him at the same distance you are kept from his friends.

If the guy you're dating doesn't introduce you to a single one of his friends and keeps you completely hidden from them, it's a red flag that he thinks he could do better, or potentially involve those six lethal words (hint! ends with: "not that into you").Oh, you mean you want to be secret friends? No chance, Shane West.

He likely wants to continue to be seen by his friends as the ultimate bachelor, ready to game on anything he considers a "7 or above," and has already introduced too many of your kind to his friends he doesn't want to have to explain what happened when you stop appearing. If your interactions with his friends have been merely brief encounter when you two rendez-vous at 1am, feel free to guiltlessly accept an invitation for drinks or Mr. September's offer to grab a bite now that CFA is over.

8 comments:

  1. As Chris Rock says "If you have been dating a guy for 6 months and havent met any of his friends... You are NOT his girlfriend."

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  2. that and no sex in the champagne room.

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  3. Anonymous, who quotes Chris Rock? And yes, I second that. If you're dating a guy for 6 months and haven't met his friends...you're probably retarded and not our friend.

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  4. I quote Chris Rock because it is the harash truth. I also second the retarded part, or he doesnt have friends and that should be a red flag on it's own.

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  5. While I appreciate the dedication and humor to the blog "How to Be Single In San Francisco," I must comment that anyone who takes this advice seriously will probably remain single the rest of their lives....

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  6. just a shot in the dark but i'm guessing anonymous number 2 (not our lovely quoter of chris rock) is still single... and clearly a little bitter about it....

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  7. This blog is supposed to be fun and hopefully you understand it's primarily for our own entertainment- any additional fanfare is an unexpected byproduct. Also if you don't like some of our advice we've got you covered with #93 -B

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  8. I would entertain B and R with my tongue. Both at the same time, all night!

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