Tuesday, August 11, 2009

86. Stay away from B&T folk...

and for that matter, anyone below the Mason-Dixon line (yes, that means Geary) You will naturally avoid these men all on your own based on their demeanor, but any mention of San Jose or Fairfield and you should make your exit immediately. Make sure he lives in San Francisco proper, and on that note....NOT with his parents.

*There is a standing exception for Cal and Stanford grad students**

8 comments:

  1. I wonder if you realize how shallow you sound on some of these posts? There are a LOT of great men who live in the East Bay or the Peninsula, and many of them are homeowners/dogowners/ready to settle down, unlike a lot of the frat punks you girls are probably chasing in the Marina. And just in case you're about to call me bitter, my bf lives in Berkeley.

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  2. Hopefully you realize the majority of these posts are in jest and this is clearly a generalization with exceptions. We are not referring to your boyfriend- B&T jokes are funny because we all have been hit on by groups of ghetto single guys hailing to SF for the weekend looking for ass and it's also funny because we all have at least one friend who lives at home in the Bay that we make fun of for this. Lighten up, lady!

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  3. Well then I guess you two were born and raised in SF "proper" then, right? Yeah, I didn't think so.

    Yet another couple of girls from the central valley or SoCal gracing us with their vapid observations. Save your breath and go back home. Or better yet, the Marina, where the rest of us don't have to deal with you.

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  4. Don't you worry- we'll stay in the Marina and out of your way. Glad we can agree on something!

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  5. Rachael.. come back!

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  6. One thing age, wisdom, and Facebook has given me -- the insight to know that these girls are insane lonely, and will wonder in 10 years why they are divorced from an asshole with two kids, or are still alone yet working out to attract the right guy.

    No matter how they react to this post, their insecurity is written all over this blog. It must be painful to be so insecure and ugly on the inside.

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  7. What an insightful conclusion your age, wisdom, and internet research have provided. Insecurity is the obvious explanation to publicly blogging about personal stories of dating experiences/mistakes ourselves and friends have encountered for anyone to read- and either relate to or ridicule!

    How about you stop hiding behind your anonymity and tell us who you are? We've certainly put it all out there! Feel free to Facebook stalk us all you like... but your comments lack an ounce of credibility if you're planning to remain anonymous.

    Sidenote, the fact you're referring to working out with a negative connotation is sad. Our primary reason for exercising is for health reasons. But meeting guys that are also active is a nice byproduct- in fact, I met my current boyfriend through a triathlon training program! Maybe exercising would do you some good too- cowardly posting comments under an anonymous shroud could be time spent going on a run (or swim or bike!)

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  8. You people are beyond tedious......

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