120. Don't assume just because he's married that he won't hit on you

Sometimes we girls think its "safe" to make friends with a dude that has a girlfriend because we assume that means he won't try to hit on us. Yeah well I think we've all seen where this ends up going. Same goes for married men apparently. You find yourself networking (see 119) at an after-party at a conference and suddenly he wants to get just one more drink... and then another. When he starts getting touchy you bring up the ring on his finger and ask questions about his last decade of marriage but oh no, he STILL tries to go up to your hotel room with you. Though this is frustrating and evokes questions like "Do guys from San Francisco ever grow up?" we remain optimists who like to think that one day we will find someone that's so into us they decide to keep it in their pants, even when they're out of town.