Tuesday, November 17, 2009

106. Don't Date Bartenders.

If you play with fire, you're going to get burned. If you date someone whose job is to flirt, you will also suffer the same fate. They have far too many excuses to throw at you when they don't show up by 4am the way they said they would..."Sorry babe, I had to help Daniel take the trash out back and figured you'd be asleep by then." Except Daniel is really a Danielle, but, she is trash and he probably did take her out back....

Also, unless we're talking about the cuties who own Tonic, their egos are likely undeserved. A certain bartender at Savoy even believes since we're lacking the star-studded nightlife of NY and LA, that we've made bartenders our celebrities to idolize and fawn over. Silly bartender, that's why we have bankers! Ditch the "but he gives me free drinks" excuse, take out your Hobo International Lauren Clutch and buy your own booze.