100. Learn to love that it's a small, small city

... chances are if you've made out with or dated a guy, at least one other girl you know has too. If you hook up with a guy you met at Balboa, you can be pretty positive you'll see him at Tipsy Pig, possibly even with a date. Though alarming at first, these occurrences should not be making you upset. Everybody knows everyone somehow, and we all seem to go to the same places, so figure out how to stomach your BayClub crush hitting on someone fug at ESW, and always have an escape route should your supposed one-nighter make eye contact with you from across Royal Exchange.