Originally started as a list recounting the lessons learned in the first days being single... below is our somewhat satirical commentary and instructions on how women can survive the crazy dating arena in the City by the Bay.
Monday, November 8, 2010
139. Don't be your own biggest cock block....
Having a room that is too messy to allow the handsome man upstairs who walked you home from Marina Pizza for some [insert Trey Songz hit title here] might preclude the mandatory nookie on the anniversary of one's birth.
Don't let this happen again. A clean room can keep you thin, thus ensuring you always have plenty of offers to escort you safely to your place.
haha I keep my room messy to make sure I don't invite guys back to my room
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